Oh boy. He’s just slaying us right and left.
Last night, after three million blueberries cut in half by me and eaten by Ewan, I said, “Ewan, you’re going to turn into a blueberry.”
Holden: “Are you kidding me?!”
Me: blank look. Wha?!
Holden: “I hope Ewan doesn’t turn into a giant blueberry. I don’t really want us to eat him.”
Today, after watching the Lion King:
Holden: “Dad, the coyenas killed Scar. He was bad.”
Hank: “Holden, I think you just came up with the name of the next great SUV.”
I’m sure there’s more to come today…