The terrorist.

Ray Romano said, 

Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You’ll realize this as soon as they are born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.

 

Man’s a genius.

I am also a genius.

Meet reverse psychology.

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Awful stiff stuffed dog from the prize box at the furniture store? Check.

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Batman slippers? Checkity Check.

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Fire pillow to catch your drool? Checkity Check Check.

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Dirty fingernails from playing all sorts of ninja things? Well. That’s just gross.

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Beautiful sleeping boy with crazy long blondish eyelashes? *sigh*

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Complete and total relaxation?

Yes.

Happy house?

Chinese Double Happy, baby.

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